I received enough “Don’t do this, don’t do that”, “Watch what you say & do” from my parents. I certainly don’t need it from my in-laws, too. Mmkay? Thanks.
Toby: Hookah is not an illegal drug, Michael.
Michael: Yes, it is.
Toby: No, it’s not. It’s a type of pipe. You can fill it with tobacco, often mixed with fruit, or flavored…
Michael: Okay, you know what, Toby? Pam, could you take this down?
(Pam looks at the camera and holds up her hands to show her empty lap and the absurdity of Michaels request)
Michael: In addition to Toby’s urine being tested, I would like to test his blood and his hair.